How to lose a 170 dollar check in 1 hour:
1) Put it in your purse
2) unknowingly your son goes through your purse before you can get to the bank
3) root through your purse for 20 minutes
4) curse at everything in sight, including the teenagers that are looking funny at you while you hit your head on the steering wheel
How to get your son to go to bed:
1) get him in his pjs and get his teeth brushed
2) read a story and sing songs
3) when he comes down the stairs the first time tell him to go back to bed and take him up
4) Repeat if necessary
5) if after the 5th time he comes down the stairs, tell him his aunt is making plans to come down for a visit but she will only if he listens to mommy! ( If you are really tired skip step 4 and go straight to 5!)
How to convince your husband that you need to watch Grey's Anatomy:
1) tell him none of his shows are on!
2) convince him that his Guild on World of Warcraft needs him tonight!
More to come!
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