STUPID QUESTIONS!

Why do people ask such stupid questions??

I was sitting in the doctor room waiting for the him to arrive and the nurse asks me if I was waiting for the doctor. I look up at her and reply,

" Oh no, I noticed how comfy your examining bed looked and I decided to relax for a bit".

The nurse did not like this too much, then the doctor came in and asked how my day was going, which is a relatively innocent question however I was in that room for almost 45 minutes ( and the best part of that was I had an appointment!) and was not really into responding to him especially when as soon as I was going to answer him he answered his cell phone!!

So he asks me again and I resisted the urge to point out that his phone has voicemail, but I did resist, especially since I realized he was the one who was going to do my yearly physical...

And that was not the worst part! He gave me the dreaded paper robe and right after I sat back down I noticed that I'm on the 3rd floor with the window WIDE open! My ass was there for everyone to see!! And I know this stuff is not a single way window because there was a curtain that the nurse closed AFTER I had changed!! Nice! I guess that teaches me to never piss off the nurse again!

I love doctor appointments! They are just swell!!