Things I NEVER Want To Recieve For Mother's Day

Here it goes:

• Cleaning appliances like a vacuum, mop, dishwasher ( always good but not for Mother's Day).-It's my day to relax and enjoy being a mom, I don't want to think of cleaning!
  
  
  

• Books on parenting- I'm not getting the Mother of the Year Award, that doesn't mean you have to make me feel like an even crappier mom by getting me a guide to better parenting!

• A Cemetery Plot! Enough said!
  
  
  

• A Pet- just what I need, another thing to take care of!
  
  

• Fruit of the Month Club Membership- that's sentimental!

• The combination of an All-You-Can Eat Brunch then exercise equipment. Nothing says "I love you Mom" than the notion of you need to get in shape so here are dumbbells, but first let's go out and stuff your face!

• Diaper Duty- Come on! It's Mother's Day!
  
  

• Early Morning Wake up Call see #7.

• Tickets to a horror movie- Yeah, my dream date night!
  
  

• Forgetting about Mother's Day in general

Which reminds me, I need to call my mom!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!