WTF?!!?

Finally got my rat's nest I like to call my hair done yesterday! But can I say 4 hours later I'm not too impressed with it. Don't get me wrong I like it but I was hoping for thicker highlights. I love doing crazy things with my hair so I wanted it to POP!! Instead it's just OK...

Come on! 4 hours in a chair, with the amount of foils in my hair I was able to receive NASA transmissions off my head! Oh and for those Big Brother believers or those who think that there is a conspiracy going on in our governments: Nothing to report between the hours of 11:30 and 1pm!
But the real zinger was when I went to get my eyebrows waxed! Oh the things we do to look presentable! So my stylist gets me to sit on this bed to start on the waxing process. She stares at my eyebrows intently for 5 minutes then cleans them. She starts putting on the wax and presses hard about 20 time in the middle of eyebrows with the cloth. In my head I thinking I don't remember my eyebrows being so bad that she has to press so hard on them. I joked that they looked like Bert's eyebrows but geesh!


Then I figure out why. Her method of waxing is not just rip the cloth off my eyebrow, she has the "pull it slowly like a band-aid" philosophy. UMM OUCH!!
Then she goes for my left lower brow, puts on a bit of wax, then presses... and presses. Alright lady your in the wrong field because your finger is now in the middle of my skull from all this pressing, then I feel a slow RRRIIIIPPP.

"HELLO!!?" I could have gotten my 4 year old to do this by licking a Fruit-by-the-Foot on my eye in my kitchen! Then she proceeds to spend twenty minutes using a tweezers on my brows! I asked for them to be waxed! Throughout the entire time that she used her tweezers of hell I was thinking of a way to get out of there. " Hey look the Jonas Brothers!, nope that won't work... Single Army Man looking for a hair cut!"

"There you go! What do you think?"

What do I think? As I look at my newly cleaned brows all I can think of is that I'm not bleeding! Or red for that matter but then again, it's not like pulled hard enough to do that!
Never mind, they are done now! I'll just ask my sister to do them next time she's comes for a visit!

I wasn't looking for mayhem to ensue during my visit to salon but there it was!