Cpl. Mayhem's Views On The Bachelorette

I've been watching Bachelorette Jillian Harris since day one when The Bachelorette aired. My husband not so much. So when he decided to turn his computer off and join me after listening to me yell at the TV for 30 minutes, I wasn't expecting him to say much.


One of the bachelors showed up earlier on the show to confess his love for Jillian and propose and she took off into the house to talk to the host.


Cpl. Mayhem: I don't get it. Why is she so confused? Didn't she chose some other guy?


Me: Yes but this guy decided to show up to see if Jillian would choose him instead of the other guy.


Cpl. Mayhem: That's just dumb.


Me: They need to top last year somehow.


Cpl. Mayhem: And she expects a ring at the end of this? Did buddy just say I can't believe this is how it went? What did you expect? You got kicked off! There had to be a reason!


Finally Ed, the chosen bachelor shows up and they have an awkward moment of silence.


Col. Mayhem: Umm, talk...


Ed starts to talk.


TV: You are intelligent, confident.....


Cpl. Mayhem's jaw drops. His eyes widen, with the cookie half fallen out of his mouth.


Cpl. Mayhem: Well he sure knows her! She couldn't make a decision ten minutes ago. They should have TVs everywhere so that buddy here would see what she was doing earlier. They aren't going last. Why do you watch this crap?!


He looks at me, with this look of horror that is usually reserved for traumatic events or when he is pissed off at work.


I look at him and I start to laugh! He has had more opinion of this show in the past 30 minutes than I have all season! Thank goodness he didn't watch all the shows! He would have had a field day making fun of the guy who had a foot fetish and that honky-tonk country singer who was into himself!

Maybe he'll watch the After Show with me tonight. That was fun!