Beautiful Houses, Not So Beautiful Locations

Driving home from the mall Cpl. Mayhem and I were pointing out the nice houses on the drive home.

Cpl. Mayhem: "That one is nice too!"

Me: " I know but look where they built it! The rest of the block is a dump!

Cpl. Mayhem: "I know."

Me: "Seriously! Why would you build such a gorgeous house in a such a crappy location? It's like putting nail polish on a finger with a wart on it! You know people are looking at the wart and not the pretty nails!"

Cpl. Mayhem: LOL!