Future Reference: I Go To Doctor Appointments Alone!

Cpl. Mayhem was able to come to a doctor's appointment with me today.


BIG MISTAKE!!


When we got in to see the doctor, Dr. Crazy Eyes ripped me to shreds because I forgot to get some blood work done before we went on vacation.


Cpl. Mayhem laughed, tears were coming from his eyes.


"Stop laughing!! This isn't funny!" I yelled at him, which only made it worse.


While we were going through the procedure I need to get done, I really didn't want to get it done. The the doctor continued to barrage me with comments about how I shouldn't worry about what other people have said about the procedure and how I haven't stopped driving because others people had accidents and all that. All the while my husband is wishing he had popcorn because he was truly enjoying the show.


Once the doctor leaves the room to get some information for me I turn to look at my husband, not impressed that I'm being swayed to do this procedure and mildly pissed that he's still laughing.


"You're no help"


And through his laughter all I hear is, "I'm so glad I was here for this! This made my day!"

" I love you, but I don't like you right now"