The Injury Tally

Alright here's today tally for the injuries that plagued me.

What happened? I don't have a sweet clue! I lost all sense of self preservation, my equilibrium and depth perception because I'm black and blue from simple everyday tasks.

Here's the list of what happened today:

• Slipped going down the stairs
• Stubbed my toe on everything in sight
• Stepped on the baby gate after the kids left it behind me while I was cleaning in the kitchen, I turned a round took one step and BOOM!
• Kicked a diecast Thomas the Tank with the toe that was still throabing
• Burnt my fingers taking out the chicken nuggetes out of the stove
• Burnt my tongue eating those said nuggets

I think I'm going to go to bed with caution poles around my bed.