
You are invited to:
The Mayhem's Last Family Dinner (for a while)
Where: Boston Pizza
When: 5:30pm
Who is cooking: Who cares?! It's not mom!
Sounds perfect huh? A family of four going out for supper. This is what invitation should have read.
You are invited to:
The Family Mayhem's Family Dinner (sort of)
Where would it have taken place: Boston Pizza
When: 5:30pm
Why it didn't happen: Ducky's alter ego Naughty Nelson decided to visit,
he then decided to sock Cpl. Mayhem in the throat a couple of times
leaving Cpl. Mayhem pissed, taking Ducky to the car, where Naughty Nelson
continued to scream and kick and pitched a fit all because of a toy he wanted in the store.
The best part: Ducky's alter ego caught wind of the McDonald's and decided to
announce he was much happier now. When we got home I told him I was upset because
we were supposed to be a nice restaurant.
Ducky's solution: We can do a restaurant here at home.
You are invited to:
The Mayhem's Final Family Dinner (kind of)
Where: Family Mayhem's home
When: 6:15pm
Who's cooking: Mom of course!
Mom's not happy!





















5 witnessing the mayhem:
This sounds like a familiar story.
Sorry you had to cook.
I would have made my husband get take out and put the boy to bed with no dinner. I'm mean like that though. ;)
Ha! Ha!
Great post :)
Naughty Nelson....shame, shame.
Punched in the throat?
Wow!!!!
He's got some moves!
He's got balls that's for sure! LOL!
oh no! sorry that you didn't make it out for dinner.
OH no Im sorry you winded up cooking but I had to crack up a little at the invitation to dinner lol!
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