A picture and a letter
Dear Co-ed Naked Yahtzee Team,
First I just want to say that the next time all of us are together we NEED to get a new photo! Holy Lord I'm waring PJs while you ladies look like you are ready to go out for the night. And who the hell was taking the photo? LOL!
I can't really remember how we all met. But i'm sure if we sat down figured it out it might have to do with college mutual friend connections. I'm sure there's a good story there! But I'm glad we met cause my world would have been completely different if I didn't.
There is no need to rehash old fights, grudges or "he said, she saids". You four ladies have been what I've been missing since I moved on this base.
I miss having Social Butterfly dropping by when I was bored late at night during Cpl. Mayhem's basic training. Gossiping and laughing over everything, trying not to wake up Ducky. I miss the grammar police!
I miss Apple H's faces she makes when she ruins a photo. AND can you believe there is a photo of her without her tongue sticking out or her eyes crossed?!
I miss Ice Princess and her advice and random dance sequences. My favorite (even though I wasn't there for the premiere of it) I like to call Martian Straws.
I even miss Stun Bunnie's way of missing not one but TWO conversations and THEN commenting over topic one when we are on topic three!
I miss going to Jungle Jim's and ordering eggs and bacon with bacon on the side! Or joking about how we all got our nicknames. Winning a bar contest when the objective was to line your clothes to the end of the dance floor and we won without one of us taking our clothes off! FIGURE THAT ONE OUT! And the guys were so desperate they were so close to taking their boxers off!
I miss watching Paradise Hotel! I KNOW! And Big Brother!
I miss the cottage. Which is funny since Ice Princess believed a motel was roughing it. Social Butterfly hated spiders and I hate swimming but we did learn that we can drink out of cups without touching our hands to our glasses, there is a reason you add the vodka to the watermelon and let it sit for a while before you dig into to it! Cameras are forbidden in the after effects of a drunken night! Water tubes are essential for every Yahtzee event! And bug spray is a MUST!
I miss sitting at Tim Horton's drinking coffee, while Ice Princess tells us a story and then stops in mid conversation just to watch the police sirens go by! Or robot dances, awkward pickups, infamous shirts and quotes.
"I'm not dumb, you're dumb"
"Hi Joe *slurrs speech* can we get daquiris made with vodka with extra cherries?"
"What you talking about Willis?!"
Stun Bunny: "I should have pretended to be hit by the car. YES I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING SOCIAL BUTTERFLY. A parked car! You know with me, that could happen!"
Three Cheers for the BK LOUNGE!!!
Junior High.... Senior High!
Please tell me you DID NOT go in the boat with those shoes!
Oh what? No smart-ass comments from the twins?
"Row, Row, Row your boat!!"
Social Butterfly: Love your eye shadow Stun Bunny
Stun Bunny: Thanks a drag queen helped me with it!
"OMG! I hit a hand!!!"
"Fawk the indoor voice!"
OMIGOD YOU GET THE SHIRT!
You don't ride the short bus, you're driving it! *beep, beep*!
"Did you dress yourself?!"
"I love it cause I'm all DUH!"
I just miss you guys! I hate being so far away.
We need to make a plan. I'm coming home in the summer so we need to make a plan with everyone to make the trip to the cottage for the weekend. How about it ladies?
I love you all!
Taken/ Hot Mama
PS. We really need to update our names since mine is no longer valid since I'm not the only one who is "taken' or is a "hot mama" anymore. We'll have to make that the top of our meeting agenda in the summer!
Much love and
MAKE GOOD CHOICES!