To our surprise he was lying facedown on the floor. The kids kept asking if he was ok and I got worried.
Did he fall on LEGO? Was it his shoulder? Why is he on the floor?!
Cpl. Mayhem without looking at me lifted up his hand and said "I'm in so much pain!!!"
"What Happened?!", I said half freaking out.
" I have a splinter in my hand!"
So I did what any good wife would....